In a startling change of events, the ownership group led by Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore is in advanced talks to buy the Boston Celtics following the breakdown of the Minnesota Timberwolves sale, according to man. Did you really not check today’s date before you started reading? In what scenario would Wyc Grousbeck, Steve Pagliuca, and the rest of the Celtics’ ownership group consider selling their franchise in the midst of its pursuit of the 2024 NBA championship?
Given that it is April Fools’ Day, we must acknowledge that we are probably stumped by anything, with so many brilliant, sly acts being pulled by those who are more creative and have greater brains than us.
But we hope we got you good over your morning coffee or whenever you actually read this — and be sure to examine the sources of anything even remotely as ridiculous as this “report” was in the end.
